Last night, Gary offered the dog some of the cooked capon white meat. I hadn’t thought of any of the alternate terms for rooster until he sweetly said to the dog, “Does uums want some cock? Just a teeny little bite of cock?”
At the time, I thought a moment, then gasped, leapt up, waved my fists like a baby and rushed off to send myself an email. Then I waited. I waited for you, dear readers. I waited in vain for you to tell me what the correct term is for chicken stock made from roast rooster bones.
But of course, “cock stock.”
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I cannot wait to tell Ryan about “cock stock”!
Not exactly what you were looking for, but you reminded me of this photo I took inside a coworkers cubicle. http://tinyurl.com/y8usc5o
we dropped the ball on that one, didn’t we?
Damn!
Although, strictly speaking, it should be ‘non-cock stock’ or ‘ex-cock stock’. Perhaps ‘not cock stock’ – no, no, I’ve got it: ‘mock cock stock’!
Faythe – You know what YOU need. Squirrel stock. Rayleen – ha! And it’s the International spelling.Kristie – OOOOOohhh! Well done! Hee. Balls. I am five.Big Dot – A three-for! But, what is a cock without his balls? Is he still a cock? I would say yes. All – Gary is now giving the dog what he calls “Cock and Goo,” which is canned dog food on a ring of chopped cock.
glad you enjoyed it. I’m five as well…
Did you see what it says on the cd case (in the photo)? Yep, I worked with some interesting people. 🙂
Kristie – well, tonight I debated between more cock humor OR a telling memoir of regret. Went with the cock.Rayleen – yes I did! It made me wonder.
when in doubt, always go for the cock.
Kristie – Snicker!