I fell asleep this weekend in a head-cold stupor, the dead sleep that hits you right after you allow the snot run directly out of your nose on to the pillow while your mouth gapes open and dries out. I was watching CNN when I fell asleep. I must have been, because I’ve been waiting for days for some breaking news other than “Breaking News! People are pissed AIG execs got bonuses!” You’d think if you watch CNN for four days something would happen. At any rate, while I was asleep Mac found the remote and lay on it and I woke up to a show titled “Hot Girls in Scary Places.”
If you are still curious after that title, the girls are hot (though one commenter on the review above says only two are hot, really, and that kind of makes the show’s title just all a BIG LIE) and the place is … well … just kind of a dump. It’s an old hospital. It doesn’t scare me, but then again, I’m not a hot chick.
It was on E(!), and I looked for it on www.eonline.com but they aren’t claiming it yet. I really wondered what other titles they had rejected, like, Whack Off to This Show or Chicks Who Will Make Your Penis Hard.
4 responses to “Smelly Broads with Head Colds”
Um, i realize I am a day behind here, but the pigs . . .i think the discoloration is not dirt per se, but pigmentation in the skin. and I have this blog to thank for me actually watching and examining the skin of pigs on tv. :)take care
Sorry about the cold. I like to point the vaporizer right at my face so all the snot and drool and everything is just one big sodden mess when I wake up.As for the show, after looking at the pic and their expressions, maybe ‘Confused Chicks in Pointless Places’ would be better. Not to mention they look cold, someone give them a sweater for God’s sake.
Mare-the cold is getting worse… Thanks though
mrs hall -after researching pig breeds I confess you are right