UPDATED: Montage


I arranged all my photos at the photo area and discovered only these three. I had yanked up my shirt at least ten times for the cruise people.photo.jpg

UPDATED: Since I was very rarely alone, I was in five of those photos with other people, and they bought those photos.

I started introducing myself to groups of people as either “Ellemon from the message board” or “Chicken Purse Lady” or “The woman whose husband forgot his passport.” If a person didn’t recognize any of those, someone else would say, “She’s the woman flashing her bra at the photographers when they show all the shipboard photos.” Then the other person knows who I am even if they don’t recognize my face.


6 responses to “UPDATED: Montage”

  1. I’d like to be the first one to say “nice rack there, Queen”. It’s so nice to see you posting from the ship!

  2. Kristie You are too kind. I thank you, my rack thanks you.Sherri – Someone asked me tonight where I buy my bras. And it appears the photos cycle in a loop on the cabin tv. People have said “hello,” heard of my bra through conversation with friends, then said “Oh! I saw you on tv!”

  3. Bwahahahaha I have a friend on MySpace because she got a picture of me flashing her. I do love to flash the girls. I have NO idea why. The more my elbow bends the more I flash. I seem to remember flashing a certain Queen and her husband late one night while sitting with my BIL listening to a concert by a pool on a cruise ship. I miss those days. I am loving that you are blogging from the ship but I really wish I was there with you. Dang, have a great time. Thanks for posting.

  4. surprising woman – they just get so big at our age! And so meaningless…Caroline -and you will see them again.

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