Queen Mediocretia of Suburbia

Putting the TMI in absentminded

Month: November 2008

Nanananananananana Bat Churrrch!

There is a church in my town that is so desperate for God’s attention they have a searchlight. It isn’t a “LOW LOW DEALS” pivoting searchlight – it’s more like the searchlights they put out at the World Trade Center Site every 9/11. Picture one beam of this: … coming out of a church. Gary…

November 10, 2008
It’s Everywhere You Want to Be

A belated post. After this happened in Canada a few months ago, I wrote it up and threatened to put it on the blog, and Gary refused. (However, he didn’t say I couldn’t email my friends. Because I didn’t ask. But still.) I asked again a few weeks ago and he has a completely different…

November 9, 2008
Cultural Revolution

Remember how I said I was paying a ridiculous amount of money (minus 50% off) to get the Booger Silkscreen restored and matted and framed under archival museum glass? And I went to the West County high-end framing store last Sunday? Next day, that would be Monday, I get an email from high-end store. Grim…

November 9, 2008
Crotch Congestion

[Feed Readers – if you can’t see the jump and are faint of heart, look away. If you want to see me at my stupidest, continue.]

November 7, 2008
Eeeee! It’s like a science experiment for caramel apples! Becs rules!

Do you see? I got a treat! The apples are labeled with the type of apple that is under the candy. This is beyond perfection. Thank you. Test results later.

November 5, 2008
Wooohoo!

And here I thought there’d be a big struggle at the end. Hurrah! Of course, now there’s a mob outside the white house and police in riot gear. Shhh…don’t tell the world community, we’ll look bad.

November 4, 2008
All done

November 4, 2008
Oops

November 4, 2008
Inside!

November 4, 2008
Coffee woman said ” Anderson said bring coffee and a chair.”

November 4, 2008