Queen Mediocretia of Suburbia

Putting the TMI in absentminded

Month: November 2008

  • Gary’s back went out. Canes are hot.

  • Line at ten till

  • Save Yo’ Drama for Obama

    Seriously, can there be ANY MORE DRAMA in this election? Obama’s Grandma died the day before the election. It has now gone over the top. I mean, the first black nominee, and the second female VP nominee, and then the Hillary floor nomination with the “Love Train” accompaniment, and the pregnancy and the pregnancy plots…

  • Framing

    When I was young, I bought poster frames at K-Mart. When I’d been married a while, I assembled mats and frames at the Frame Factory. For lesser art, I now use framesbymail. For greater art like the BNL naked cruise photo, I use the hugely expensive West County Art and Frame store. It’s the hard…

  • Halloween by the Numbers

    Number of bags of candy bought: 6 Number of dogs dressed in tuxedos: 1 Calories we consumed in mini-candy bars: 1200 Number of pedophiles on our street: 1 Temperature at 6:00 – 9:00 pm: 70 degrees Fahrenheit Number of houses on our street with their lights on: 4 Number of times our doorbell rang: 1…