As I have often suspected.

Gary was complaining about his sore throat.

“My throat’s never hurt this bad,” he moaned, clutching his neck. “Not even when I had my cliterectomy.”

He almost immediately corrected himself. He meant uvulectomy. But still, I knew.


4 responses to “As I have often suspected.”

  1. A female circumcision in his throat. I didn’t even know he was Ethiopian.

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