So, sometimes I get these Google searches that seem to be aimed directly at me. I don’t mean those searching for “Mediocretia.” And I don’t mean those searching for “women who spread their toes,” even though, wow, dudes, who knew? Next time I’m in sandals I’ll be spreading them for your amusement.
I mean these searches:
Spunky Labia (it’s my porn name, and I checked: no one else has it)
AHM-peer waist (spelled just that way. Spooky)
Gatorade charm bracelet (unless another one of Friend #2’s friends wants to get this for her)
“iron lung” bondage toes (now, come on. COME ON! Mom, there’s someone for everyone)
And then there’s this one:
Okay…I’m not that amazed someone searched for “Copaxone smelly flatulence,” I just want to know which of you smelly flatulators is linking to me?
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No one’s ever found my site by googling something good. The best search engine term I ever found in my stats was “ghetto English muffins.” (I’m trying to come up with a recipe, by the way.)
*innocent look*
Kathy – Egg McSnoots? Sue – She who is innocent dealt the scent.
HEY!