Oh, you crazy Germans!

You wacky German boys have been so appreciative of my toes, you have elevated me (Little Ol’ Me) to the first, the very first hit on Google when you search for “Toe porn.”

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This is not to in any way show favoritism to any other nationality. I guess it’s the cold weather; you all are starved for some toes out there. It’s okay. Toes are a natural and beautiful part of the female anatomy.

But, just to show appreciation for my German “enthusiasten,” I puzzled over what special treat I might give to my Germans. I understand that various nationalities have their own special kinky preferences: the interest the English have in spanking has been well-documented, for example. I think the Germans like bondage, that’s why I drummed up the old camera, popped in the batteries, and snapped this pic just as a little give-back to my German fans. And I love how it’s also an homage to the Statue of Liberty. Have at it!

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10 responses to “Oh, you crazy Germans!”

  1. I’m worried about what other type of porn you may be making with that big ol’ chain. Kinky, indeed!

  2. Ariel – Very, very into spanking. Legendary.KC – I don’t even know what this chain is for, it came out of someone’s garage. I think its a chain for tires, like if someone doesn’t have snow tires?Melissa – I KNOW! It isn’t bruised. I guess it was a shadow from the chain. But the Germans probably like the bruised effect.

  3. Don’t worry Queen, I worked in hell, I mean at a radio station, before coming to my current position. Got all the corruption that I could possibly handle and then some;) And no, I’m not a church secretary, but I could easily be confused with one! I work for a religious organization…scary when you think about it!

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