Life as A Bachelor

I have found myself left alone at home with a night to myself.

I planned to look at my refrigerator list of things to do and slap out as many of them as I could.

Instead, I was overwhelmed with deja vu – I felt just like a kid the first time Mom and Dad go out without the babysitter.

I added a few things to the list, ordered a pizza, drank 7-Up right from the liter bottle, and fell asleep on the couch.

(A warning: Domino’s Cheesy Garlic Bread Pizza tastes as much like Cheese Garlic Bread as Cherry Cough Syrup tastes like real cherries.)