I don’t usually write Haikus, but what do you do when someone dies wearing a five-syllable name? Gary just watched the entire hour of MSNBC coverage.
What of Sugar Pie?
And Purple-haired Lesbian?
Gary wants to know.
Putting the TMI in absentminded
I don’t usually write Haikus, but what do you do when someone dies wearing a five-syllable name? Gary just watched the entire hour of MSNBC coverage.
What of Sugar Pie?
And Purple-haired Lesbian?
Gary wants to know.
4 responses to “An Haiku”
HA. Awesome. Your haiku is way funny.On an unrelated note, do you know what has seven syllables? The full name of FHR.I sense a haiku in the works.
Universal search:Fingering Husband’s Rectum(Arena near you!)(Neal Patrick Harris has five syllables.)
Neil Patrick Harris!I blush at the thought of you.Alas, you’re gay. Sigh.
The Queen keeps a blog.I try to read it daily.Life gets in the way.