Queen Mediocretia of Suburbia

Putting the TMI in absentminded

Month: January 2007

  • Yeah, I’m Still Talking About the Cruise

    Yeah, I’m Still Talking About the Cruise

    Plane Ride Home On the way home from the cruise, I was on the plane and pensive. I wish I was one of those people who could appreciate art and music without being heartbroken after. It’s an intense word, but nothing else describes how I feel after I walk out of an art museum or,…

  • Mad Libs Friday

    Friday we ate: airport food. It took .5 hours to disembark. Then we waited for the entire day at the airport. Then we came home Saturday to ice storm destruction. When we pulled out early on the 13th to dodge the storm it seemed that one of our limbs in the rightmost front yard tree…

  • Mad Libs Thursday

    Band member sightings: So far: Steven 5, Ed 3, Kevin 3, Jim 2. Tyler 0. No off-stage sightings of Tyler. Hmm. Really, this cruise has been like a four day floating concert with a giant backstage pass. I recommend everyone go to www.sixthman.net (not com) and sign up for one of their activities, or sign…

  • Mad Libs Wednesday

    Band member sightings: Oh, you know, too many to count, blah blah. As of yet I have not spoken to anyone but the ever-accessible Kevin, because of course I have nothing to say. And because it appears I SUCK at casual human-to-human interaction. If I could figure out some way to have my facade talk…

  • Mad Libs Tuesday

    The concert last night was remarkable. We were in first row Steven. It was more than a little uncomfortable but I think he may have sweated on me. I’m looking forward to the next show, of course. The prom night was bypassed. We waited in line for the concert instead. Band member sightings: Really, they…

  • Mad Libs Monday

    The ship is: swaying violently. Decorated so tastelessly it spoils you appetite. Cruise is still great . Band member sightings: Uhhh.. countless. They’re everywhere. I keep trying very hard to be cool, so it turns out I have successully ignored them each time I encounter them. So I’m rude. However, I did tell Kevin he…

  • Mad Libs Sunday

    Our trip to the airport was: aided by the gps. Loving the gps. The hotel room is : THE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE. Luck of the draw. We are pissed now we have to leave it and take this cruise. The beach party was: great. I’m wearing a name tag and my grade 9 photo to all…

  • Mad Libs Saturday

    Okay, here’s the plan: I post every day, but the skeleton of the post is filled in beforehand. It’s like MadLibs. So, here’s (via blackberry) Saturdays post: Saturday we: drove to nashville so we could take a different flight and ended up saving five hundred dollars on hotels and car storage. Then we: got an…

  • MHF

    Okay, which of you Googled “mormon husband fingering” – I know it was one of you.

  • Dance, puppet! Dance!

    Every vacation, Gary does a little dance in which he threatens to be so important at work that he can’t go on vacation. I called his bluff last time. So, this time? He just made me dance by looking at other options for getting to Fort Lauderdale in case the Perfect Ice Storm of Aught…