Mad Libs Monday

The ship is: swaying violently. Decorated so tastelessly it spoils you appetite. Cruise is still great .

Band member sightings: Uhhh.. countless. They’re everywhere. I keep trying very hard to be cool, so it turns out I have successully ignored them each time I encounter them. So I’m rude. However, I did tell Kevin he appeared lost. I did not say anthing to Ed. I have had several Steven encounters but I have not made eye contact for fear I shall burst into flames .

Seasickness, on a scale of 1 to 5: If I were to be seasick, it would have happened before now. This ship is all over the place .

It took 2 hours to embark!

Food I have eaten: I ate breakfast twice last night and once this morning .

The midnight buffet PJ party was: Adult .

My guitar playing met with: disinterest in the face of adult conversation. Most of the people at my table were parents and happy to compare vibrators.

An aside: I have seen, hmmm.. I’d say two mini-BNL concerts, one Kevin only concert, one Steven only concert, and the end of the Guster concert. The ship set off at 5 and I went to bed at 2, so that’s an average of one concert every two hours? I guess thats right, I’ve been either walking to music or seeing it.

Okay, well, gotta go get naked.


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