More On Gary


Gary has a little girly gushy crush on Chris Matthews. I don’t get this.

I understand why my husband gets breathless about charismatic celebrities. I completely understand his new girly crush on BNL and I can listen to him rhapsodize about how talented each individual member is and why. Some people have universal appeal. Ask me if I’d do Angelina Jolie someday.

But Chris Matthews? Really?


7 responses to “More On Gary”

  1. I haven’t gotten to the TMI page. I thought I would work my way “up” so to speak. I am with you on totally understanding how our SO’s could find another person attractive. Even one of the same sex….. but girlfriend… Angela Jolie??? With those lips? With lips like that have you even considered what the lips of the nether regions look like???? Gah, I am just seeing flappy, excess skin parts.oh, sorry, this isn’t the TMI section… but honestly, girlfriend. How about…. ummmm….Ginger Rogers. Cute, spunky and a great dancer.

  2. I can’t recall my hubby ever having any kind of crush on any celebrity. He probably knows better than to let me know if he did because it would be PAYBACK time! Oh yes, indeed! The man will not let me forget that I once mentioned I love Kate Winslet. Now, every time she shows up on TV or in a movie, or just her name in print, he points it out to me and says “Everything she’s involved with is brought down a notch or two just because she’s in it”. He *knows* this will get my goat. I have to defend “my girl Kate”.

  3. I’d fight ya for Angelina. I’ve loved her for EVAH. She’s one of my “pass” people, as my husband well knows. Her and Johnny Depp.What can I say? I like “quirky”.

  4. A favorite my memory at college is my friend Dana speaking about a gorgeous girl in the cafeteria. The cafeteria went silent just as Dana said, “If I was a lesbian, she’d be the one.”

  5. Johnny Depp? No thank you. But Angelina, oh yeah. And Brenda, I can never forget what someone once shared with me: some men prefer women with the excess labia (generally fat women) because of the added friction. And I leave you with that image.

  6. And Brenda, the title of this post is much like my assertion that men who sleep their underwear still should wear pjs to the pajama party: “Men shouldn’t come in their underwear.” Did NO ONE say the title of this post out loud?

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