Remember These?


I got SO excited when I was at the Field Museum and saw the Dinosaur Extruder – or whatever it’s called, the thing at museums that create Piping Hot Dinosaurs!

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For a mere $1.50 (they must never change the price) and a minute of your time you can have a hot hot, ow, hot! dinosaur, with that distinctive dinosaur smell. Everyone in line was 1) an adult and 2) sniffed the dinosaur like it was made of cocaine as soon as it came out and 3) said “Damn. That’s hot!” and 4) handed it over to the kids.


6 responses to “Remember These?”

  1. There’s a zoo around Chicago that has a machine like that that spits out alligators. You are not kidding about those things being piping hot! There’s no way I would hand that to my kid right away. I think I carried it in my purse for an hour before it was cool.

  2. Dear Codeine Pimper – I get the point. You really, really like Tylenol with Codeine. How much Codeine is in your system right now? Because you keep posting the same message.

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