1) Go to Applebee’s, intending to have the 250 calorie Weight Watchers salad.
2) Decide instead to share the Steak and Crabcakes (Crabcakes are MY Crack) and a Shrimp and Spinach Salad with the husband.
3) The one Crackcake will get into a territory war with the Shrimp while you are at the 24-Hour Store I Am Ashamed to Name looking at bike racks.
4) Make it home in time, luckily.
5) Go to Sleep for 13 hours.
6) Wake up at 1:00 pm and weigh yourself. Three pounds. So much easier than Jenny. (“Have you called Shrimp and Crackcakes yet?”)
One response to “How to Lose Three Pounds Overnight”
13 hours of pure uninterrupted sleep?How, please?Let’s not even begin to talk about the weight loss.3lbs is all well and good, but my calculations, I’d have to sleep for 3,545 hours to take off the weight I’ve put on this past year.