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I followed mom’s advice and got separate bank accounts, so we would never argue about how to spend money. So, we argued over how to spend time. We got past that eventually. Now we argue over where to spend time. Rubbing elbows at home or rubbing elbows on the town? Is there a disorder called…

Enjoying your pizza? I will never eat anywhere else on the Loop again.

Mike Birbiglia was walking about the parking lot. So that was nice. I parked very safely.

Did you know there are nice scalpers who will buy your unused tickets? And even volunter to find you a nice gentleman to use the seat. I am here at Pi, president Obamas favorite eatery.

Contact metweet lnschmidt or comment hereI am unpopular and ticket is going to wasteLet me know if you have a friend who wantts it Nope nevrr mind but I’ll be looking for you . I’ll try to have my hair the right way so you can recognize me.

Thursday Night: We* go see Mike Birbiglia. I caught the last half hour of Mike Birbiglia’s special on Comedy Central a few months ago, googled him (to be honest, I binged him), and found he was coming to town and he sleepwalks!. Hey! I’ve sleepwalked too. FRIENDS for LIFE. Tickets bought within moments. Well marketed,…

I choose codeine. That’s how sick I am.