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We celebrated the fourth on the fifth at the in-laws, as it always is. I was outside watching Tinkerbell do her tiny doggie business on the back lawn, and Wilma said, “Oh, good, that’s her regular spot. Yesterday, I was on the phone and she was hunched over funny and I started screaming.” Wilma will…

Ahhhh … my iPod has been resurrected. For a few months there, I neglected my iPod. Last week I charged it up and I updated iTunes…to…7.3 something. After I did that and did a Restart of my PC, the iPod just sat numbly in the port, and it did not even bother to show up…

Hot. No snoots. Here early Blackberries suck.

Turn on your speakers for the cutest video ever:

I have made several smart purchases. The iPod (holds iPod to bosom) and the TiVo (runs over and hugs TiVo). The garage door opener, even though that’s kind of a given now, but every time I use these things I think “How did I live without that?” I’m sure a good shopper could find much…

Remind me of this next time I complain about my husband: Dang. Heat up your own damn sandwiches.

There has been much in the news of late about how Americans are living in an “Age of Profanity.” Is this a bad thing, I ask? If you don’t hear profanity on a regular basis and understand it, you would be…my in-laws. For example, Wilma and I were talking about showers vs baths. She said…

Yeah, the Hitman Name Generator says I am a smuggler – specifically The Black Angel. Seventeen arms broken, twenty-four eyes gouged out (I’m a two handed gouger so I always get the even numbers) and twelve tongues cut off. “The Impailer” [sic] and other poor spellers should watch out. Nobody generates random profiles like me!