Category: The Great Hall of TMI – Must be 18 to enter!

I just did something fun that I think every woman should do. It’s not something the faint of heart would want to read. That’s why it’s below the link.

Well, one of the in-laws has been caught in a compromising position. In the act. Explicitly, the act of having sex. Not to put too fine a point on it, but, naked. I feel for the Horny Naked In-Law, because this individual is of the younger generation. I want to say, “We’ve all been there,”…

This Google Analytics thing has sparked my imagination. Every little visitor dot has significance to me. I have assigned a persona to every big dot. Like “Oh…That’s a nice size dot in Oklahoma City. I bet that’s Joy.” And, by the way, a big wave at New Zealand, land of the BIG DOT in Auckland.…

Well, the Pussy Pancreas decided to be all shy during the second CAT Scan, and disguise the cyst in some way so that results were inconclusive. (Hai! I R Toiying wid U like a mouse!) However, the trial continues apace, and I have the ophthalmologist and the MRI yet to do tomorrow. I have a…

This, from our bedroom, as we cuddled and made small talk: Gary: “So I saw this thing on HBO or something, when this guy said he ‘did the alphabet’ during cunnilingus.” Me: “Yeah. I’ve heard about that too. I wonder what would it feel like to be cunnilingled that way. Give me your elbow.” (I…

This post is interactive. This post is also mildly pornographic. Mildly. At the end, I will call for comments, and due to the intimate nature of this topic, I encourage you to leave the name, email, and url fields blank. Don’t want to embarrass anyone or discourage strangers. Here goes: The one cute trick we…

Baby Batter (for all hetero and solo applications) Man Batter (for all prison applications)

Rated MA for Mature Language. The language in this one literally made my husband scream.