And the Award for Acceptable Sperm Term Goes to…


Baby Batter (for all hetero and solo applications)

Man Batter (for all prison applications)


5 responses to “And the Award for Acceptable Sperm Term Goes to…”

  1. For this award, I wish to thank all the little people who helped me become great. and due to his contribution, in this matter, thank you daddy for contributing your batter.

  2. Congrats to both of you. He has already used both terms this evening. Plus, he has reproved the people he works with for saying “prison juice.” I don’t know if he suggested batter as a replacement.

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