Category: Miscellaneous Mockery

My Mormon friend Stacey rules. (Hey! She should rule a planet! That’s how much she rules.) 1. She enjoyed the South Park “All About Mormons” episode and gave technical corrections when needed. 2. She laughed a big belly laugh at the end when the Mormon kid says “Suck my balls.” 3. She showed us a…

Well! Entertainment Weekly tells me an actor named Timothy Olyphant is in Saint Louis at this moment. I’ve never heard of him, but that’s because I’m waiting for this Deadwood show to end its run so I can watch the repeats with some idea of when its going to end. Like a Sweet November thing.…

Okay. Too early to think. Let the community think for me. Here are the directions: a) Find your iTunes library or iPod. b) Put it on Shuffle mode.c) Answer the following questions with the songs in the right order.d) Be amazed, amused, or left asking yourself “What the F? This makes no sense.”e) Pass it…

I was at my redheaded friend Catherine C’s house, chatting with one of her friends, and heard about this theory that there are four ways of showing affection. Everyone has a favorite way of showing and receiving affection, and a least favorite way. If your intended has a favorite way of showing affection that happens…

I got this search again from google: “Finger my husband’s rectum.” I don’t know who you are, but I know where you live, ‘google.UK’ user.

…to be postponed. But it is. Fine, just gives me more time to assemble the ingredients for the Make-Your-Own-Jello-Salad Bar.

Apocryphal of … posies? Apocryphal of …crap? You decide. I have always loved apocryphal stories. This stems from when I was six and the Queen Mother dropped me off to stay with her mother (the Dowager Queen). Mom would pull Grandciel aside (for that was her name, the Grandma Lucille, and that is how it…

I took a little break this morning from detailing how to blind 200,000 people at one time by adding water to your chemical pressure tank, and I checked out CNN because even hearing the same news over and over is better than daytime TV. Two things annoyed me: They showed the RBS commercial that states…

My family and I went to visit my grandma’s new apartment when I was 10 (almost 11). For some reason Grandma never turned the TV off when she had visitors, and it would stay on. I think she turned the volume down somewhat. This was a long visit (Long even by adult standards) and I…

I noticed that part of the Mini Cooper site has been nominated for a Webby award. It reminded me of when we were shopping for the Mini and had to electronically sign the terms and conditions on the site to submit our Mini order to the dealer. Buried in the TandC were stipulations that we…