Noah Wylie has been voted Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine, and we are not having it. (Granted, that link is from Fox news, so take that into account.)
My complaint is not the same general complaint you will find in the article. I feel the beard disqualifies him. It covers half his face. I mean, I could be sexiest woman alive if I were wearing a burqa.
We all know why men adopt beards. Weak chin, double chin, fine, I get it. Let’s say two points off for that. I have a dimpled doctor who’s trying out a beard and I tried to point out that the beard is covering up his dimples, ten points for dimples, c’mon.
I’m sure People Magazine will argue that it’s all about the sexiness involved in championing emergency room staff but sorry, he’s cheating. Not having it.