A long-lost love I have truly pined for has come back to me.
McDonalds is bringing back the hot apple pies of my youth.
Warning: pie is hot, ten times hotter than today’s lame bready pies. I want to see memes of children’s reactions to these pies. I want to see the lines of Boomers waiting for these pies. In a decade I want to see an uptick in deaths by arteriosclerosis.
Now, to see the original Pop-Tart formula too before I die.