Gary’s biology degree (well, near-degree) has some benefits. For example, our shower never has mold. It has “slime mold.”
I see now there are even more descriptive names for some specific slime molds.
For example, dog vomit slime mold.
(It doesn’t grow out of dog vomit. It just looks like dog vomit.)
Other Slime molds:
Bubble Gum Slime Mold, Tapioca Slime Mold, Moon Poo Slime Mold, Chocolate Tube Slime Mold, Tree Hair Slime Mold