I took a hard look at the man on the underwear box, especially his wonky navel, and then I noticed another flaw.
Look right above the word “Calvin” on the elastic waistband on the right.
“Gary,” I said, “Come here. It looks like the model has psoriasis or eczema or whatever you have.”
So evidently Ihave a type, I guess. It’s the crusty blotches that draw my eye.