TWIL: About Caecilians

I heard of this animal from Gary. He is delighted there is an animal he didn’t hear about while getting his Biology major. They didn’t find the fossils until right about the time he started college.

Caecilians

Momma

Caecilians:

Are amphibians, cousins to worms and frogs

Sound just like “Sicilian”

Have tiny eyes

Have a phallus (male)

Birth live babies (female)

Can have teeth

Eat caviar

Can have vestigial limbs

Can be five feet long

Have lungs

Smell with their facial tentacles

Secrete mild toxins so they aren’t tasty

Provide baby milk out of the mother’s lower reproductive system that the babies ask for with a clicking sound

Provide new-grown fatty skin tag flesh the toddlers scrape off with their special scraping toddler teeth

Burrow in trash piles

Give you a backache if you touch them

Are “considered repulsive by many cultures”


(I promise to try this coming week to learn something pleasant.)


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