- Sky. I have never seen a full-sky sunset. You can spin around in the yard and see pink and blue everywhere.
This is the view to the southeast tonight. Not a typical sunset locale.
- Sex. Now that I’ve complained about this ludicrous sex drive to doctors, I find that I get bonus tests labeled “High-risk HPV” and “High-risk Hep B”. I have neither illness, but I keep getting tested as if I’m going to stumble into a random penis and catch it.