Today we start another one of those required-attendance in-office weeks.
I have been thinking far too much about what to wear. There have been heavy consultations with my boobs regarding packing them into the pre-pandemic underwire bra.
“Nooooooo,” they say, in chorus. “Noooooo. We don’t like bras. And if we have to, we like thr comfy zip-up bra.”
I answered, “Well, sure, but Gary weighed in and said matrons need to pay particular attention to ensure that their breasts are ratcheted up or they will risk mockery.”
“Screw that guy,” said Right Breast.
Left Breast said, “He’s always been nice to me, but yeah, screw that guy.”
I’m not sure which way to go: rigid bra or stretchy bra. On the one hand, I don’t want to be mocked, on the other hand, I don’t want to wear a bra that’s been benched four years then suddenly suffers structural collapse like the NAOT shoes did that one time.
Still undecided. May have to pack both options and decide once I get to work.
5 responses to “Visiting the office”
Have you tried the Knix bras? I am medium-ly endowed but they are a game changer for me.
AH – just ordered on your recommendation!
Now I feel so much pressure! I hope you and the girls like it!
Shoot, I also should have told you about their leak-proof underwear, those might also be useful to you! I have a few pairs for exercise incontinence and I find they work well.
AH – no pressure! And, I have another bra I was curious about, so I might get the underwear then if it works out.