This week, I noticed that an old friend seemed to have developed dimples since the last time I saw him.
“Dimples don’t just show up out of nowhere.” I thought. “He did just get married. That’s a lot of photos. Maybe it was a cosmetic thing? Can a person even give themselves dimples, like with surgery?”
Turns out you can indeed have a dimpleplasty procedure.
(It also turns out my friend didn’t have that procedure; he’s just never smiled this happily until his recent marriage.)