Gary Is Profane


Gary was complaining about the drywall dust again, saying the overhead air vents suck up the dust and then “Just fart it back out over our heads.”

I was gobsmacked. “Did you just say … the ‘F’ word?”

“Yes,” he said, viciously. “Fart. Fartfartfart. That’s how mad I am.”

“You have demanded I say “poot’ for decades, like a CHILD, and now you embrace ‘fart’?”

Sometimes with aphasia elderly people can only curse and sing. Perhaps he has had a mini-stroke?


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