I want to report some cat abuse. I have been very content to eat the brand of moist cat food with which I am most familiar. Now they have switched my food to some high-protein New Zealand brand.
For some reason the Teatless One — autocorrect just suggested Twatless One, heh– Teatless gave me some lamb-bone flavored protein. It was vile. You could taste the New Zealand clam shells mixed in. Very strong. Distasteful.
I could have told him that I cannot abide lamb. There are also tins of mackerel and venison. I suppose I will have to sniff those as well, then paw pointedly on the bin where they store my preferred brand.
Humans are so dim-witted sometimes.