Head Surgery


DO YOU KNOW you can get cosmetic surgery ON YOUR SKULL?

I have an awful skull. If I were utterly bald I could not leave the house. My head shape is box with a beanie. I am the before side of the image below.

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All they have to do is tuck that blue padding between your scalp and your skull. Don’t even have to shave your head.

I’m not doing it, of course, a wig covers all sins, but it’s nice to think that I could.


5 responses to “Head Surgery”

  1. KC – I bet your skull looks good.
    Allison – it’s a good thing! Always good to have options.

  2. I have my (well-founded via genetics and oddities) doubts. But it may never be relevant, except for the whole family-history-of-cancer thing. Anyway. We may or may not ever know, I guess. I’m usually a curious person, but I’m hoping to not ever know this one…

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