A Message to the Community from the Big Hospital System


Last week we ALL got this remarkable email from the big hospital system, Barnes-Jewish-Christian.

It was titled Message to the Community from BJC HealthCare and Washington University and I paraphrase it below.

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Blah blah, we have important information to tell you
    • If you need to get a Covid test so you can travel, and you have no symptoms, don’t come here.
    • If you need to get a Covid test and you do have symptoms, don’t come here.
    • If you aren’t an emergency case, don’t come here.
    • If you are a grown-up and you need a non-urgent procedure or surgery, don’t come here.
    • Are you a baby? We aren’t cutting off the babies. Babies are welcome.
    • If you come here and you are an adult, you get one visitor. (Babies get more.)
If You’re Not Yet Vaccinated, It’s Not Too Late

[Five bullets that say “Get a Vaccine!” in various ways.]

We Can Pull Through This Together
[Another bullet that says “Get a Vaccine” plus wash your hands, wear a mask, keep away from people.]
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First off, wow, some serious baby-pandering there.
Second, this email went out to people who gave their email address to a doctor. I’m pretty sure the anti-vax people don’t visit doctors much less give out their email.

Third, I think this means that I am not getting my thyroid test next month.


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