Gary and Football


I don’t understand why, but Gary is watching football again.

He played football in high school (and takes medication daily for the resulting brain injury). Still liked football.

He followed the football Cardinals, of course, until they were cruelly traded to Arizona. Still liked football.

He followed the LA Rams during the time they slummed it in Saint Louis before going back to LA, the bastards. Like many Saint Louisans, that soured him on football for years.

I have no idea why, but this season he is watching every football game of every team he can get his hands on. I can only guess it’s because he feels justice shall be served in the lawsuit St. Louis filed against the LA Rams and he’s searching for a team he can pin his loyalties on.


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