I was on Facebook and posted a fun fact about sloths: they are constipated.
Gary commented: “Babe, you are my sweet sloth.” Awww.
I responded with, “No, you’re MY sweet sloth.”
Facebook complained, “Your Comment May Go Against Our Community Standards.”
Facebook? I can only guess “sweet sloth” must be some kind of far-right code word, like “cuck?” Or is there an algorithm that picks out phrases like, “I know I am but what are you” and “I’m rubber but you’re glue.”