Lawsuit Waiting to Happen

I was excited when someone told me they now have Roundup weed killer in gel form. This is perfect for my bed of ground cover transplanted from Moms that is now overrun with chameleon plant.

Every year I pull up the invasive chameleon plant and it pops right back up, as if severing the root grid makes two more. It’s enmeshed with Mom’s good transplanted ground cover. Every other leaf is good and the next is evil. And of course, I can’t spray accurately enough to kill only the evil ones.

Supposedly, i can apply this gel to the offending plant leaves and skip the virtuous leaves.

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Someone is going to mistake it for jumbo size extra strength men’s deodorant. You peel off the foil on top just like deodorant. Then they will apply it to their armpits and get cancer.

This is a really bad packaging idea. Hope it works on the chameleon plant.


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