We have been watching Bridgerton on Nextflix. It’s a period drama — not in all senses of the word, because the female lead does not seem old enough to to have her period, though there are dramatic scenes with missed periods and surprise periods.
The girl is luminous enough that Gary feels called upon to slight her appearance, specifically a specific hairstyle choice he just rails on.
“Horns!” he screams. “Why would she do that? It looks like she has horns!”
So, of course, today he came home to this:
He did scream when he finally looked at me, about fifteen minutes into our evening together.