Shape-Shifters and Double Agents


If I’m watching a movie, the second any character is revealed to be either:

1. A shape-shifter or

2. A double agent

… that’s the moment I groan and check out. I am not going to invest any energy in a movie that intends to confuse me.

Oh, and while I’m complaining, add all those Mission Impossible movies to that list. I’m not going to follow each scene on two tracks: the one in which I believe that’s Tom Cruise, and another in which I guess which evil character has donned an absurdly accurate Tom Cruise mask.


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