The TiVo is now recording an extended version of The Curse of Oak Island, the “Digging Deeper” version. Instead of one hour of nothing happening, you can get three hours of nothing happening.
One hour was pushing it already, and now three? I have discovered that I can polish off an hour of Oak Island in fifteen minutes with the fast forward button. By that math, this new “Digging Deeper” episode will take forty-five minutes. No. I can’t spend that much time watching people root around in a sinkhole. (Spoiler: it’s a sinkhole.) (Spoiler spoiler: no one on Oak Island will cop to that.)