Wreath in a (Mail) Box


To all the ladies out there with neighbors to impress
It’s easy to do, just follow these steps
One – cut a hole in a wreath
Two – put some junk on that wreath
Three – thread that wreath through the box
And that’s the way you do it.

(Apologies)

You can’t really tell too well from the photo, but the wreath is looped through the brackets on the new mailbox. I had to search hard for a cheap wreath I could cut in half, string through the brackets, then re-connect with the wire greenery. My Christmas decorating is minimal, but I made an exception. And I could use it for …

Christmas (wreath on a box)
Hanukkah (wreath on a box)
Kwanzaa (wreath on a box)
Every single holiday a wreath on a box.


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