Some last minute Christmas shopping took us out to the mall, and I was surprised to see that this new store has popped up on the outer road:
Hm, Tactical Sh*t, I respect your in-your-face attitude. I respect the strength of your views. I would respect a well-regulated militia, if I had ever seen such a thing. I admire you so much I would like to open an abortion clinic in your parking lot and call it Abortions-n-Sh*t. Next door I would put a head shop called Sh*tHeads, and then one of those government offices where they surgically implant the tracking microchips which I would call Microchip R Ass. Sorry. A*s.
(It seems to have taken the place of the Uncle Sam’s Military Surplus Store about half a year ago. I wonder if all Uncle Sam’s are being rebranded. I would imagine not. After looking at the abysmal Yelp reviews, I would say they don’t have a good prognosis.)