I Could Die Happy Right Now


This is my destiny. This is why I have watched the Oscars every year.

Let me tell you, afrer that spectacular cock-up I am even better prepared in case I ever present an award. Check the front of the envelope. If it says Best Actress, and you are presenting Best Picture, don’t consult with your co-presenter, just call an audible. That’s why Ernst and Young and Pratt and Whitney sent representatives.You know who I want to see on the morning shows tomorrow? That accounting firm. Explain yourselves!

And the producer, and Emma Stone – I keep going through the coverage trying to see just exactly when they realize they haven’t won. It’s pretty clear at some point that they know and they all decide to just soldier on and thank their families anway.

It is a shame the Moonlight crowd didn’t get to hear their music played a they walked to the stage.

My borther called and we both agreed that this would have made the best Oscar night party with Aunts Carleen and Nancy. We could just imagine the uproar.


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