When we view the videos of what Gary calls the “Backyard Wildlife Buffet and Petting Zoo,” one thing we watch for is animal sex. Of course, animals giving birth would be the ultimate, but impossible, so we’ve been keeping an eye out for the next best thing, wildlife getting it on.
In the beginning of the video below, Gary claims he saw some skunk-on-skunk action. We rewound and replayed it over and over, like you do with porn, and while I have to admit the male is impressively male, I don’t know if there was any action. Any action took place in the second of dark at the start of the video.
I finally conceded there might have been sex, just so we could watch the rest of the video.
Then the lights came on, and we saw all the raccoon babies staring, horrified, at the skunks. “In front of the BABIES!” Gary said, judgementally.
“Oh, they don’t know,” I said. AND THEN I WATCHED THE BABIES.
THE HORROR.
7 responses to “The End of Innocence”
The horror? Yeah, at about the 24 second mark. Babies?
~~Silk – only two months old! Brother and sister even! I only hope they were just pantomiming what they just saw.
Ha ha. That’s one well-hung skunk! And incest! You’ve got a lot going on right in your own back yard.
Jesus! Holy skunk junk! It’s a Sophoclean tragedy up in your yard.
Hattie – I shouldn’t approve of it, but it’s such sweet cuddly incest.
Allison – Gary keeps saying the skunk will grow into his balls. It makes me wonder about all boys. Is that typical? I wouldn’t know.
They are pretty dainty, most of them, until their balls drop. That’s when all hell breaks loose.
Hattie – hormones.