Rams

Well, years ago the Los Angeles Rams moved from L.A., Glamorville, to our little burg here in Saint Louis, and evidently they are done with us and moving back in with their ex in L.A.. The last time a football team broke up with us the owner needed protection at the remaining games.

I haven’t been following it closely, but I heard this owner who is moving the Rams away said some harsh things about St. Louis. It seems he said “St. Louis is a stuck pig bleeding money and despair and if anyone else tries to hook up with that bitch, they’re crazy” (Not his exact words.)

Anyway, we again have an enemy to root against in addition to the Cubs: this California-bound Kroenke owner. The Blues hockey game was interrupted by fans chanting, “Kroenke SUCKS!” We are not classy when rejected.

Trying to keep it positive, the local paper printed an insert on “Why We Love St. Louis” and the Weatherbird solicitied tweets to fill a column.

Bird

My tweet, in which I said what I loved about St. Louis was the Bathroom Mirror piece at the Art museum, was too wildly controversial, I guess. Whatever, @Weatherbird. Go with the Toasted Ravioli and sledding on Art Hill. I understand. We’re still cool.

Alternatively, this came from someone claiming to be the breaking news editor at the Post Dispatch:

Editor

That made me laugh, but probably only because I don’t follow football so my heart isn’t broken.


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