Toe Burka
In the continuing effort to purchase All The Stuff, Gary ordered me a new hiking aid: toe gels. Gels? What showed up is not the least bit gelatinous. It’s just a nylon pouch to hide your toes. I don’t get it.
Vegas Baby Vegas
Soooo .. Now the vacation has expanded to include one extra night in the Grand Canyon (at the El Tovar – fellow procrastinators, I carry your flag), zero nights in Sedona, and instead we added six nights in Vegas. It’ll be the Nature vs Artifice Face-off.
Massive Time Savings Realized
About nine years ago a show came on the air, and the premise was that a guy is explaining to his children how he met their mother. I have seen only one episode: the one featuring a cameo by Steven Page (formerleadsingerofbarenakedladies). Instead, I have waited patiently for the series finale, and I know How The Mother Was Met and I didn’t have to spend ninety hours watching the show. And, I cried at the end just as much as anyone who cared. I feel VERY smug.
2 responses to “In Which Spunky Labia, International Toe Porn Superstar, Dons a Toe Burka and Other Miscellany”
Somehow, hiding the toes makes them all the more seductive.
Hattie – the mysterious look is new for Spunky.