Best Part of the Party


The pinata was hard to kill. Eventually, it was on the ground while Libby bludgeoned it. She struck a mighty blow and red fluid poured on the basement floor.

I was appalled. What had gotten into my uetrus pinata? I searched my mind for what chemical interaction could have caused red fluid to build up in my pinata.

After far too long one of my actual friends told me that – out of my sight – Joy had spilled her red wine at the exact moment the pinata finally burst.

Marcia cleaned it up with a Kotex. That explains this photo.

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