Queen Mediocretia of Suburbia

Putting the TMI in absentminded

Month: July 2013

  • Was I Lonely?

    I’ve been trying to work this blog into my new routine. I have often considered blogging after my nightly 3:30 bathroom visit. I’m always sharp then. I just feel wrong walking away from Gary when he’s here. (Everyone put on your best tortured southern voice and wail “BUT AH LUV HIM.”) But now, Gary is…

  • Invent This, Please

    This afternoon I called Gary because I had two questions: a) Did his parents have plans to celebrate the fourth of July? b) Was he planning to pick me up at work? (He drove me in because the Mini wouldn’t start.) So, here is that phone call, verbatim. (Ring ring) Gary answers the phone with:…