… When your husband goes up during a funeral mass to take communion and realizes he still has his Invisalgns in.
He went ahead and let the priest put the host on his tongue, hoping it would dissolve. Unfortunately the Body of Christ was stale today, so he had to crunch it. He got Jesus all over his plastic teeth.
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That awkward moment when your Hindu coworker asks you when it is that Christians drink blood, you rush to correct that misconception , stop mid explanation and recall, sort of, that some Christians do in fact believe the wine becomes blood in your mouth. During your efforts to explain further you realize how freaking creepy the religion you were raised in sounds.
Eh. People still think that Jews bake blood in to matzoh. Trust me, though, if we did, MATZOH WOULD TASTE MUCH BETTER. Nothin’ in those bad boys but water, flour, and *sometimes* salt.
Zayrina – That belief is what made Gary puke right after his first communion.
Tami – Whaaaat? Where are these blood matzoh people? Besides, you know you can fry matzoh in butter and it is much better.
You realize he can never get rid of that tray now.
Hot Mom- he has kept all 18 of the trays. He thinks I’m going to make an art project from them.