Gary said his gift was the clean basement, but on the actual day of his birth I impulsively got him a device you can attach to your iPad that projects and magnifies the screen contents equivalent to a 60″ TV screen.
It only took him a second to hook it up and then Chinese women were having sex on the ceiling above me. (The ceiling was the only white surface, and the women were the first Netflix movie he found. But, of course, consider the possibilities if one had a sex drive anymore. Boggling.)
At any rate, we both agreed we needed a surface on which to project, and while I campaigned for the tablecloth hung on the entertainment center, Gary opted for this:
Thankfully, it folds up, and even more thankfully, Gary folded it up.
… and even MORE thankfully, it disassembles easily and can be put in the closet.
I have yet to watch any Netflix movies off his iPad on the giant screen, but we’re all geared up if need be.