Last night I dreamed I was contracting in a military lab. A female scientist said I needed to remove my blouse for safety.
After doing so I turned to face the scientist and I felt the cold air on my boobs just as she said, “Why did you take off your bra too?”
And in my dream I thought, “Oh, this is going on the blog.”

9 responses to “Even My Subconscious Knows This Blog Is Boring”
You’re even hilarious in your dreams.
Your blog is not boring. It’s frequently tittillating. . Really.
Autumn – What odd is that the naked dream means I’ve revealed too much of myself. But to whom? Where?
Zayrina – TITillating. Ha. I see what you did there.
Not boring. Never boring. Occasionally bemusing. But boring is not a word that comes to mind when I roam around here.
You could TRY to be boring, just to see if you could, but I doubt you’d make it. I think you are incapable of boring.
Murphy Jacobs – You should see Gary when things get boring. That’s when he starts seeing things.
What the hell are you eating?
Marcia – canteloupe. And you know it’s the magnetic field that governs our dreams.
http://www.cracked.com/article_20190_the-5-weirdest-things-that-influence-your-dreams.html
Well, you know, when Gary Starts Seeing Things, it isn’t Boring. So — no boring.
Just, perhaps, a need to be patient 😉
Murphy Jacobs – I will try. I might need to do something to poke the bear.