Month: December 2012

  • Waking Up

    I love Propofol. One second you’re having a pleasant conversation before your scopage with the nurse anesthesiologist, and then the very next moment you’re waking up in recovery next to your husband. Now, the first few conversations I had after coming out went directly to dreamland. I asked a few nurses “HEY DID I JUST…

  • Live Blogging the Colonoscopy prep!

    6:00 – First dose of the MoviPrep bowel purging solution. Happily, I cannot imagine there is anything inside my colon to move: on Becs’ advice I have eaten very lightly the last two days, and in addition my nervous colon has been amped up by the prospect of special attention. Nothing is in there to…

  • Blue Man Group [SPOILERS]

    This was the stage before the Blue Man Group show. This is key: I read as far as “Whether it’s a meal,” then I got bored. About five minutes later, Caroline said, “We need a spontaneous dance party.” “What?” I asked. “A spontaneous dance party. We need one.” “Uh, okay. When?” I thought there might…